Snippets of conversations overheard …
Sorry, can’t afford to feed kids lunch at school. Have a $200 million gold-leaf ballroom to build. You know I love dancing. You’ve seen my signature dance to the tune of YMCA.
Sorry, can’t help those struggling schools much less think about bailing out the people who live in hurricane or flooding areas. I received a gift – a plane – you know how I love to fly to places that have golf courses. Best ones are mine of course. Then I can charge the government for the accommodations needed for secret service. That plane will soon be mine but first the government has to refurbish it so it will be acceptable. Only about one BILLION dollars. What else is money for?
Sorry, there’s just no reason to keep those sex offenders in prison. Everyone knows what they look like, just stay away from them. That woman knew I was nowhere near any of the nastiness. She would have told. I know there is evidence that she lied under oath but, this time she would tell the truth. I was nowhere near that stuff. And those others who accuse her? They were just children, bad memories, making things up. You know how kids are. Give a 16-year-old a job in a spa and they want more.
Sorry, I can’t support the wind and solar energy projects. They are all hoaxes. It’s oil and gas and coal we need. That environment stuff is all a hoax. I’ve had numerous top CEOs of oil companies tell me that. They wouldn’t support my agendas if there were a real threat to the environment. It gets hot every summer, nothing new there.
Sorry, I can’t be expected to okay payments to all those grants. Some other congress made those commitments, not the sycophants I have there now. I have to get some more gold leaf to apply to the few uncovered surfaces in my office. I need more money for makeup – can’t get enough to apply all the way to my ears and hairline. Might even ask my second to lend me some eyeliner.
Sorry, I am too busy to look into the tactics employed by ICE. I told them to get the violent criminals. It’s like golf courses you might have to experience (aka arrest) a number of suspects (waiters, service personnel, farm workers, tax-payers) to find the nasty ones. Might have to play a lot of courses trying to find an acceptable golf course. Mine are – of course – the best. That’s why I am too busy for ICE. Have to keep up my game 30% of my time is not excessive. Need to keep those caddies busy, need to have them drop everything (including golf balls) to accompany me.
Oops – this mic is live? Those comments were all made in jest. Just joking – yea, ha ha ha.
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