Snip: I was about to buy some beef and someone told me there was a problem in the stock market. Snipe: What are you talking about? Beef is livestock! The market problem is a wild fluctuation of investment tanking world wide because some orange felon decided to play golf.Snip: Oh, I guess I don’t really […]

Snip: My son had a yoyo. I wonder where it went.Snipe: It might now be in the felon’s administration.Snip: I don’t understand.Snipe: it’s up, it’s down. It’s high, it’s low. It’s here, it’s gone.   Here are just a few examples:      First: 25% Tariffs on all goods from Canada and Mexico are going into […]

Snip: I love riding the bus. Snipe: What do you like about riding the bus? Snip: Well, because then I don’t have to deal with crazy drivers. But mostly I like to listen to conversations by other passengers. Snipe:  You? Eavesdropping? Snip:  It’s not eavesdropping. It’s just overhearing and learning things that really are none of […]

SNIP: Where have you been? I have been looking for conversations about the current activity in DC. SNIPE: Oh, you mean the Dump Constitution Administration? SNIP: Well, if you want to call it that. SNIPE: That is what seems to be going on. Unelected idiots moving in and pushing out anyone who doesn’t agree with […]

Notes from the diary of an old man: They said it was illegal to campaign from a police station. That’s okay, I’ll just do it.They said it was illegal to campaign from a particular section of Arlington Cemetery. That’s okay, I’ll just do it.They said I owed that woman several millions of dollars. That’s okay, […]