Snip: How was your weekend?Snipe: It was fine, got a few laughs. Spend most mornings watching BREAKING NEWS.Snip: What channel is that?Snipe: All of them. It’s the latest grabber. The programmers seem to think that if you call it something that sounds immediate, viewers will stay tuned in.Snip: I have noticed that they all say […]
Help Me With The List
SNIP: I guess it’s – here we go again. SNIPE: I’m just going to list a few things that make my stomach feel queasy. For a change, I’m going to ask readers to send along some thoughts about any or all of these things. I promise not to reveal their information. Heck, I won’t show […]
Really?
Snip: I was about to buy some beef and someone told me there was a problem in the stock market. Snipe: What are you talking about? Beef is livestock! The market problem is a wild fluctuation of investment tanking world wide because some orange felon decided to play golf.Snip: Oh, I guess I don’t really […]
Welcome to Government by YOYO
Snip: My son had a yoyo. I wonder where it went.Snipe: It might now be in the felon’s administration.Snip: I don’t understand.Snipe: it’s up, it’s down. It’s high, it’s low. It’s here, it’s gone. Here are just a few examples: First: 25% Tariffs on all goods from Canada and Mexico are going into […]
Guest Commentators
Snip: I love riding the bus. Snipe: What do you like about riding the bus? Snip: Well, because then I don’t have to deal with crazy drivers. But mostly I like to listen to conversations by other passengers. Snipe: You? Eavesdropping? Snip: It’s not eavesdropping. It’s just overhearing and learning things that really are none of […]